Number : Season 24, serial 2 of 5.

Which One : 50’s holiday camp and the green alien baby.

Cast : The Doctor : Sylvester McCoy
Mel : Bonnie Langford
Gavrok : Don Henderson
Delta : Belinda Mayne
Burton : Richard Davies
Weismuller : Stubby Kaye
Hawk : Morgan Deare
Billy : David Kinder
Vinny : Martyn Geraint
Rachel ‘Ray’ Defwydd – Sara Griffiths
Goronwy : Hugh Lloyd
Tollmaster : Ken Dodd
Keillor : Brian Hibbard
Murray : Johnny Dennis
Adlon : Leslie Meadows
Bollit : Anita Graham
Callon : Clive Condon
Arrex : Richard Mitchley
Chima : Tim Scott
Chimeron : Jessica McGough, Amy Osborn, Laura Collins, Carley Joseph
The Band : Robin Aspland, Keff McCulloch, Justin Myers, Ralph Salmins, Tracey Wilson, Jodie Wilson.

Written By : Brian Kohll

Produced By : JNT

First UK Broadcast : 2 – 16 November 1987.

Length : 3 x 25 minute episodes.

Plot : The Doctor takes Mel, on an intergalactic time-travelling bus trip; to 1950’s Earth and a Welsh Butlins style holiday camp. Unknown to the Doctor, the “Chimeron Queen” – ‘Delta’ has also stowed away aboard the bus. Delta is carrying a precious secret cargo, in an attempt to survive an attack by Gavrok and his deadly Bannermen.

Whats good : On paper, it’s a good story.

Whats bad : In execution, it’s a bad story.

Review With Spoilers : A recurrent theme in McCoy’s Doctor Who – is that most, if not all of the stories have good premises and interesting pay-offs – at least in the writing (character development aside).

The issues with the stories seem to begin – in the execution, production and direction of the stories. The overly tongue-in-cheek slant, on much of McCoy’s Who, doesn’t lend itself to serious sci-fi – as Baker’s era did, during the Hinchcliffe years.

Delta And The Bannermen, is no different; in that respect. Overly contrived, silly and more than a tad – childish pantomime.

Delta And The Bannermen mostly takes place in a 1950’s Earth holiday camp, called ‘Shangri-La’. The term – ‘camp’ would be a more than fitting description for this story.

Whilst a story like this, benefits from a bit of fun – injected into it. Especially, one set in a 1950’s rock-and-roll holiday camp. It seems that the directors, producers and actors; went into overdrive, in an attempt to remake an intergalactic vwrsion of BBC comedy; Hi-De-Hi.

Gavrok and his Bannermen, should be at least be – a little bit menacing. After all, they are supposed to be genocidial maniacs, who have just murdered all of the Chimerons. But in practice, they just come across as pantomine baddies; in paintball outfits.

“Now are you telling me that you are not the Happy Hearts Holiday Club from Bolton….. but instead….. are spacemen in fear of an attack from some other … spacemen?” Burton

Some of the characters have sudden inexplicable motivational changes, for no reason. Mechanic Billy’s sudden pursuit of Queen Delta and willingness to risk his life (and health) by ingesting Chimeron feed-capsules, to become Chimeron himself; makes no sense.

He also witnesses the hatching of the Chimeron egg but doesn’t flinch in the slightest at the appearance of a squidgey green alien-baby. Unless, he is under some kind of alien mind-control – or just in love – it is not clear.

The camp leader; Burton – agrees to evacuate the whole camp, immediately; on the say-so – of the Doctor. Due to an impending intergalactic assault and all it took, was a quick peek into the Tardis; as proof of alien life.

Likewise, what the point of the two elderly American spies are; loitering around the Welsh countryside looking for downed satellites – is not made clear either.

There is a backstory to the hatching of the Chimeron Princess, which paraphrases the lifecycle of bees (which are a plot device used later); as the Doctor employs, a hive of bees to attack the Bannermen.

Cameo’s by Ken Dodd (annoying) as the Tollmaster and Flying Picketts Singer – Brian Hibbard, as an assassin, smack more of ‘spot the guest-star’; than adding anything memorable or substanial to proceedings. McCoy’s era, did over-rely on the disposable guest-stars,l; like a production line.

A silly and sometimes baffling episode, that does contain some camp-charm but tries – too hard to mimic 70’s sitcom.

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